“Inside you’ll find the Ultimate Homewrecking Kit.” 

• Glass & Dishware – Plates, cups, bottles, jars, and glassware ready to explode on impact.
   
• Small Appliances – Blenders, toasters, radios, microwave, and hair dryer that deserve a beatdown.
   
• Electronics – Phones, remotes, monitors, and computer parts you’ve always wanted to smash.
   
• Household Décor – Lamps, kitchen tables, dressers, China cabinets, clocks, picture frames, and random knick-knacks for extra chaos.
   
• Large Appliances – Go BIG with stoves, washers, dryers, refrigerators, and more—because sometimes only a full-on appliance demolition will do!
   
• Wildcard Items – You never know what surprise treasures (or trash) might be waiting for your rage session.

Inside you’ll find the ultimate corporate meltdown kit:

• Office Electronics – Smash computers, laptops, keyboards, printers, fax machines, phones, and monitors into oblivion.
   
• Furniture Smash – Take a bat to desks, chairs, file cabinets, and anything else that screams “9 to 5 grind.”
   
• Paperwork Pile-Up – Shred, tear, and obliterate stacks of outdated reports, binders, and files.
   
• Stress Triggers – Clocks ticking too loud, staplers that never work, whiteboards with annoying notes—all ready for destruction.
   
• Bonus Mayhem – Surprise corporate relics from boardrooms past—because nothing beats smashing bureaucracy.

  ✨ Inside you’ll find the Ultimate Kid Chaos Kit! ✨ 

• Foam & Plastic Smashable – Colorful bats, soft bats, and safe smash tools for high-energy fun.
   
• Breakable Toys – Kid-friendly items like old toys, building blocks, and smash-safe pieces that shatter in a fun (and harmless) way.
   
• Mini Electronics – Keyboards, remotes, and other lightweight items that are exciting to break.
   
• Arts & Crafts Smashables – Cardboard props, decorated boxes, and creative items they can decorate and destroy.
   
• Wall of Expression – Kids can grab markers and write, draw, or doodle all over the walls—because rules don’t apply here!
   
• Jump Zone – A small trampoline for bouncing, stomping, and unleashing extra energy.

 Seasonal Wrecking Option 

 Break free. Go big. Wreck a ride.

$25.00

 Here’s what you get:

• Full Vehicle Destruction – Smash windshields, shatter headlights, dent doors, and rip into the metal like a pro wrecking crew.
   
• The Sledgehammer – One heavy-duty hammer, endless destruction. Swing hard and make your mark.
   
• All Safety Gear Included – Helmets, gloves, and goggles provided to keep the fun safe.
   
• Bonus Smash (Limited Time!) – Book before September 12th and get a free printer added to your car experience for extra wreckage fun. 

  Join the club. Smash often. Live stress-free. 

With a membership, you can:

• Smash More, Stress Less – Regular sessions keep frustration from building up.
   
• VIP Access – Priority scheduling means you never miss your favorite room.
   
• Exclusive Bonuses – Special deals, seasonal extras, and member-only surprises.
   
• Save Big – The more you smash, the more you save on each epic session.
   

• 12 visits per year at your discretion
   
• Reduced rate: $480
   
• Bonus: 1 weapon upgrade per visit
   

• 15 visits per year at your discretion
   
• Reduced rate: $600
   
• Bonuses: 2 weapon upgrades per visit + 2 free guest passes
   

• 20 visits per year at your discretion
   
• Reduced rate: $800
   
• Bonuses: 2 weapon upgrades per visit, a Responsible Psycho T-Shirt, and 5 free guest passes